
Vol. 1, Issue 47
“Well, I wouldn’t want to say that I started it rock ‘n’ roll, but I don’t remember anyone else before me playing that kind of stuff.”
–Fats Domino


Always a Thrill | Nonfiction
Evel Knievel, Jon Benet Ramsey, a caveman, and a nun get into a cab. The caveman rides shotgun. In the backseat, I sit in the middle dressed as the deceased beauty queen. My boyfriend, sporting Knievel’s star-spangled jumpsuit, sits to my right. The nun with a full...
The Monster of Lake Van Buren: Part 1 | Fiction
Part 1: Conundrum I am certain that I will come to regret divulging my real name to you, given the sheer embarrassment of being associated with such a spectacle as the freak show that I am about to expose. This would be the same freak show, mind you, that nearly sent...